Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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