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So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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