the day after is always just damage control
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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