Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Randomize
