and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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