apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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