It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Floor bacon is actually really good
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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