Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It's shark week go big or go home
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
