I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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