so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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