so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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