if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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