Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have aggressive nipples.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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