i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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