farters have to be the big spoon...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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