omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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