I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
