I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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