I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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