So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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