Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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