1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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