Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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