what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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