so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
