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(847): View more from Illinois

4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

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(765): View more from Indiana

yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.

(1-765): View more from Indiana

yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie

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your the best winggirl ever

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.

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(607): View more from New York

Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"

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(940): View more from Texas

I DEMAND FORESKIN

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