her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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