I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm way too hungover for life right now
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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