I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
