I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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