Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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