Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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