I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My friends, they love my intelligence
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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