I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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