Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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