I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well I just put wine in my tea
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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