i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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