I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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