I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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