at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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