Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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