Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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