porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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