they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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