Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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