Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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