I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
tell me about the eggs
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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