when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
