i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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