used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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